goose

n; one who is never serious, constantly plays around; a joker; a foolish person; goes along with the slang term soulja boi

Daniel: Ey, you kno ma homie antwan
Austin: Yea.
Daniel: Man he a straight up goose!
Austin: Yea, he is a goose soulja boi.

by DanOfThorp September 28, 2008

goosemongler

Someone who monglers gooses.
Term coined by Candied Fetus.
Usually said to Eternal or someone of the sort.

Most people in the Eternal Realm on Stickam are goosemonglers.
My new neighbor is a goosemongler so I burned his house!

by AmberMOOOO July 27, 2008

Goose Muffin

A person that has the characteristics of a muffin, a goose and an idiot.

After an idiot act by Matt
Vincent: Matt you Goose Muffin!

by Wakkers May 26, 2010

Goose Egged

An advanced sex act where the male ejaculates into the air, and proceeds to catch the jizz in his asshole. After this he takes a semen infused shit on his female partner's chest. The shit then rolls down the woman's abdomen and into her vagina where she then becomes impregnated by the sperm from within the shit.

"Oh my god Nancy, you're pregnant?!"
"Yeah, Brian Goose Egged me on our anniversary!"

by crazyjizz October 12, 2014

Silly goose

One who is very silly and resembles a goose in nature when acting silly. Also the first form of the silly goose evolution chain.

Guy1: Dude that guy that just ate 15 hot dogs is a silly goose.
Guy2: no u

by silly soose November 16, 2018

Goose Chase

The act before a party/during a party when people leave to go pick up hard liquor (i.e. Grey Goose, Smirnoff, etc.). Similar to a beer run.

Shit man, someone's gotta go on a goose chase. We're running low on liquor for shots.

by Newster11111 July 29, 2010

Goose

Verb. Making a fist like the "Thumb's Up" sign then jamming the thumb up someone's butt. Actually traces to an extremely deviant ancient Chinese sexual practice that was limited exclusively to the Emperor upon the threat of public disembowelment. When the Chinese Emperor wanted to experience the "most exquisite" sexual pleasure, he would have a minion bring him a goose with which to have anal intercourse. The Emperor would hold the goose while sexually penetrating it until the Emperor was about to ejaculate; at which time the Emperor would order his minion to grab the goose by the head and to chop off the goose's head. The dying spasms of the goose's spincter then would complete the Emperor's deviant -- but unique -- sexual ecstasy. Chinese Emperor's Goose deviant sexual ecstasy

If you goose me now, your thumb will turn shit-brickle brown!

by JRW, PhD August 23, 2008