The Goon Goblin 

Drew mike the goon of the century. Drew mike is the most goon person of all time. Potentially going down in history books as The goon goblin. Goon meaning A person with poor social skills and a limited abillity to interact with other people. Someone you would rather not have to spend any length of time with.

Awh man I wanted to hangout with my friends but the goon goblin struck

The Goon Goblin by Goon exterminator April 19, 2024

Crusty Goon 

The aftermath of the goon sessions that particularly last for a long time. Usually applies to longer goon sessions.

My room was such a crusty goon this morning.

Crusty Goon by J0LLY July 1, 2024

Emergency goon kit 

Backpack filled with emergency gooning materials when you don’t have any.
Usually porn

John: I want to goon but I don’t got anything

Mike: don’t worry I have a emergency goon kit

Emergency goon kit by Johnny schlort July 2, 2024

flicker goon sesh 

the act of flicker gooning for an extended amount of time

Yo dude I just had a super long flicker goon sesh.

flicker goon sesh by DIavarium July 2, 2024

Flicker Goon 

Blowing your load multiple times in quick succession, often only lasting seconds

I can only Flicker Goon for five seconds before I pass out

Flicker Goon by Plantis July 4, 2024

Top goon 

Someone that watches too much porn and oversexualizes everything

Person 1: The wind almost blown me away
Person 2: Blown is mainly used to get pleased
Person 1: You’re a top goon fs

Top goon by OfficialRN July 15, 2024

Mega Goon Licking 

Licking that sausage whilst you're beating your shit for so long that you literally get a stomach full of that juicy family jewels sause

Gavin was mega goon licking and he died.

Mega Goon Licking by buildenex July 24, 2024