Beef Gardener

One who performs oral sex. Typically on a female. Cunnilingus or Fellatio.

Dave was a Beef Gardener.
Gillian didn't care cause she wasn't getting any of that.

Gillian used to be a Beef Gardener until she advanced and grew a beef garden of her own.
Dave was hardcore butthurt because he wasn't getting any of that.

by bogosuperelf June 30, 2020

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me zoinkey ez en ze Garden

My dick is in the Vagina

me Zoinkey ez en ze garden

by Farthead210 May 23, 2023

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Garden Snakin' it

A harmless and unnassuming charachter illustrating qualities of quickness, deception, and all around sneakiness.

Has anyone seen Tony? Last I saw he was garden snakin' it all over the Hard Rock Hotel.

by Tony Goldstein July 29, 2009

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Guerrilla Gardening

Planting edible plants in spaces designated for shrubbery and otherwise useless foilage. Apartment complex gardens, public parks, and golf courses are excellent targets.

Anywhere nature is being forced to "look pretty" rather than be useful is a good place for some Guerrilla Gardening.

I got sick of seeing nature constrained to human aesthetics so late last night I went out guerrilla gardening.

Guerrilla gardeners plant crops anywhere hedges are groomed or where inedible plants are contained in zones.

by BossJ August 02, 2020

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garden scapes

A shitty game with shitty mobile ads that show jackshit about the actual fucking game.
Also there is this fucking bald cunt in it who is just all around creepy and deserves to be killed in the most painful ways possible. Boiling alive anyone?

garden scapes ad:"HELP HIM ESCAPE THE FIRE"
you: No fuck off let the bald fucker burn

by Harald_Hardrada September 21, 2021

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