Free Monkeys

to be in a good, great or beyond great mood or feeling. Ecstatic.

Happy

"I just got a raise today... Free Monkeys!"

"Blues Traveler is playing a free concert today? Sweet! Free Monkeys!!"

by mattman2900 September 4, 2010

FREE WIFI

GET WIFI ANYWHERE YOU GO!

wanna have free wifi? then go to lumeo .co SCAM

by Not_Ceehny December 20, 2020

free-bunker

a person that crashes on your couch or somewhere in your dwelling uninvited-usually after a night of heavy partying.

I awoke this morning to find Judy's new friend, Phil being a free-bunker again at my apartment with stale beer breath.

by busterboner August 28, 2009

Free speech

A fun idea but a lot of people are using it to excuse the Dumb Shit™ coming out of their mouth. You're allowed to say the Dumb Shit™ but you still said it and others have the same right to come at you. Some of those others will very likely also say some Dumb Shit™, in turn spawning more Dumb Shit™. Unfortunately a side effect of free speech is headassery.

Person A: *says some Dumb Shit™*
Person B: *calls them out*
Person A: Free speech, every heard of it?

by neroq January 10, 2022

Sex-Free

Sex-Free describes a state or lifestyle that has no need or use for sexual expression, or a person who follows such a lifestyle. Historically, we know that the apostle Paul was sex-free.

Last night, I realized that I was not being deprived or forced into celibacy; I was sex-free.

by JohnEdgarBoston November 1, 2019

Free Beer

Taking Free Beer describes the act wherein a man have sexual relations with a woman when she is passed out.

"Ugh,my boyfriend took free beer from me last night"

by tovarishch November 20, 2009

Free Size

A t-shirt that comes in only one size, usually two sizes bigger than you actually need.

Said t-shirts can be found outside of concerts, sporting events, 5k runs, charity walks, etc. or any other event where t-shirts are handed out.

I never got a concert tee after the Pearl Jam show because I knew it would only come in free size and those things are 4 sizes too big...all the time.

by Capt. Awesome July 20, 2008