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Foreskin Teleportation

The word "Foreskin Teleportation" can be used in many ways, but it has two common usages to this date, The first usage is to get to another destination with out being seen in a weird manner, and the second usage is to prepare for something big like sexual intercourse. The two creators have never been sighted since the "World Willy Tour" and are suspected to be creating a secret foreskin and willy army far, far away in the Great willy castle.
"Matt and Marvin used the foreskin teleportation to prepare themselves for the world willy tour"
by Matt Hiscock November 27, 2004
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Nottingham Forest fans

Masochists with no taste who support a crap football team (that's "soccer", for any yanks reading this), who call Derby fans sheep shaggers cos they're jealous cos they've all got no dicks and so can't shag anything.

see also wanker.
Nottingham, are you listening,
to the song that we're singing,
we're walking along,
singing this song,
shitting on Forest as we go-o-o
(song heard at Derby County matches)

We hate Forest and we hate Forest
We hate Forest and we hate Forest
We hate Forest and we hate Forest
We are the Forest haters!
(ditto)

Two, one, four, three, five
Once I caught a fish alive
Six seven eight nine ten
Then Derby fucked us up again
Why did they fuck us up?
Because we don't have any nuts
Why do you have no nuts?
Cos we fuck donkeys up their butts
(song heard at Nottingham Forest matches, sung by Forest fans)
by Derby fan April 20, 2004
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White Forest

a hidden fortress surrounded by a wintry environment accessible only by forcel users. A great weapon known as the Sword of the White Forest was secretly hidden within the fortress and was obtained by one named Icexibex. The White Forest is also the headuarters of Forcel Co.
The dangerous weather around the White Forest can be easily subsided by those who use Snow forcel.
by ZeroblastR May 16, 2004
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the foes

The Foes are a small gang in Des Plaines, IL a chicago suburb. They call eachother “foe” and basically use the word foe as almost anything “verb, noun, adjective, etc.”
Foenem

The foes are crazy.
by Foedafoes June 30, 2018
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Forest Lake

A town in Washington County, Minnesota. Not everybody smokes or drinks. It's a town where kid's who aren't smart enough to spend their time more productively, decide to escalate their criminal record by using and selling drugs when away from their parents. This town is getting more diverse, but mostly white. That doesn't mean everyone is racist. This town is enough part of the country to know all of your neighbors, but close enough to the city to get everything you need. The High school has a wide variety of extra-cirricular activities. There is also a multitude of people who are, and support veterans and troops!!!
by Kayla 4444 January 16, 2011
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morning forest

morning wood? forget that. i had an effing morning forest!
by [christy] December 26, 2008
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foresee

A big turd of a human being who rarely comes to work and passes out drunk in women's restrooms.
Did you see that guy? He was all Foresee'd up.
by ol bitchell April 17, 2009
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