A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee beaner. I drink it every day.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack May 20, 2016
Get the Coffee Beaner mug.A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee beaner. I drink it every day.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack May 20, 2016
Get the Coffee Beaner mug.A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee beaner. I drink it every day.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack May 20, 2016
Get the Coffee Beaner mug.A mom who believes their child (ren) always follow the rules and would never do anything intentionally wrong.
Owen just got those shoes last week and they're already destroyed.
He has always been tough on shoes; that doesn't happen with your other son.
If he loves the shoes, he will do everything he can to care for them though, right?
Pfff if you believe that, you're a complete coffee mom.
He has always been tough on shoes; that doesn't happen with your other son.
If he loves the shoes, he will do everything he can to care for them though, right?
Pfff if you believe that, you're a complete coffee mom.
by Whatsgoodyoungho February 16, 2018
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Read This Before Buying A Coffee Maker
Read This Before Buying A Coffee Maker
by Dovagedy January 8, 2020
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Male: what do you do for a living?
Female: I'm a coffee writer
Male: what's that?
Female: I write my books in a coffee shop
Female: I'm a coffee writer
Male: what's that?
Female: I write my books in a coffee shop
by dream_living November 28, 2012
Get the coffee writer mug.A point during adulthood when something one has tried and disliked many times in youth finally becomes palatable.
"So I was watching History of the World Part 1 for like the hundredth time the other day and I finally had my coffee moment with Monty Python."
by j0npau1 October 25, 2012
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