dick flap

A dick flap is when your fat around your genitals is longer then your dick. Even while hard your penis is inside your body.

"That guy is so fat I bet that poor son of a bitch has a dick flap."

"He hated his life... Because of his dick flap."

by ootter88 August 16, 2018

mud flaps

dead skin hanging from the bottoms of your lower back, usually called the arsehole. thickness differ from between 2.5mm to 35cm depending on sexual status and origin. these flaps work overtime when a gastronomical virus is detected. bepanthen creme could be used to treat
mud inflicted rash. painkillers should be taken every other hour. if rash does not subside,and you dont know the answer, phone a friend.

hey dude, have you been sitting on the floor?
your mud flaps are flat and fanky....

"what a bummer"... scuse the pun.

by Mountain dwarf May 3, 2007

mud flap

when one hot bitch lays ontop of another hot bitch and shits down the other chicks pussey. Once the shit is inside the pussey the bitch with the shit filled pussey queefs hard and sends that shit out that pussey.

wow did you see that video of that mud flap

ya I got so hard from that

by jAKe47 May 10, 2011

Mud Flaps

a mullet.

its wierd to drive around new hampshire and see all the mullets.

by minghi May 31, 2003

Boob Flaps

Boob Flaps: Noun; The nasty looking set of tits attached to a girls chest. They resemble beaver tails, deflated balloons, or elongated pancakes. They hang in a manner which is most unpleasant. They often have a large gap between them and they can sometimes be found on fat girls, or in national geographic.

Sam: "Were her tits nice?"
Adam: "No way man! She has boob flaps!"

by fantomesque January 2, 2012

philly mud flap

fuck someone in the ass and get shit on your condom and you take the condom off and slap them in the face with it

when i got done fucking Madonna i gave that bitch the philly mud flap.

by spanky30 November 25, 2007

Cunting Piss Flaps

Derogatory term for a woman's vagina . Also enhances the word Cunt.

Shut your cunting piss flaps Sally!!!!

My ex-girlfriend had the biggest cunting piss flaps in the entire country.

Bobby Sue slipped And fell on her cunting piss flaps.

by John Misfit August 7, 2012