flamingosexual

When you can't find porn online so you stick with dickless flamingos and you get sexually attracted to flamingos and want to smash them hard
That's called flamingosexualism!

Holy crap you were supposed to watch porn with me tonight! I didn't find any so lets just look at shmexy dickless flamingos.
OH NO NOW WERE FLAMINGOSEXUAL

by flamingosexualism January 23, 2019

Flamingo

A wild breed of bird that baths in the blood of its victims. It's coat often seems pink due to this. It is one of the most deadly animals know to walk the earth.
It attacks with rapid blows to the head with its beak

4 victims killed by the Flamingo

by Dr. Lamennt May 30, 2019

Flamingo

he name flamgo. he meme. he yes. he still chill. he YOUTUBE

Donald Trump: Wait. Who's Flamingo again?
Albert: he flamgo. yes

by dorointhedude June 20, 2020

The Flamingo

The act of fucking something so hard in the ass that it/they die from internal bleeding

He did the flamingo to her so hard that she died in the hospital

by IAmDaddyMemeMaster October 10, 2017

Flaming Blue Gay

Homosexual pirate hooker that was born on whore island. Often wheres blue. Also a Edward Cullen fanatic, who is also flaming blue gay.

Edward Cullen is so flaming blue gay.

by Voltron123 January 1, 2011

Pink Flamingo

A sexual position in which the girl is bent over forward supported only on one leg leaving the guy to hold the other leg suspended while having sex from with the girl from behind. During this whole ordeal the guy is to spank the girl with a yardstick and depending on how into it the girl is she may or may not flap her arms like wings.

Hey Kelsey, remember that pink flamingo last night. . .damn it was hot and freaky.

by Mike the American Hero December 12, 2008

awkward flamingo!

Anything that is SOOO completely awkward that an "awkward turtle" just wont suffice.....This moment is sooo shameful that you feel compelled to assume the awkward flamingo pose. (aka one hand palm down touching the top of your forehead as you tilt you head down...while of course bending up one leg slightly)

You are walking on your way to class when you see the "lagoon creature" that you had an oops with the past weekend....

AWKWARD FLAMINGO!

by Lauren Kelly June 24, 2007