FedExcellent

The irrational euphoria people get just from opening surprise packages, no matter what's in them.

Man, ripping open that box felt FedExcellent, but turns out it was just some junk I left at my ex's place.

by PedXing1992 August 6, 2009

Federal Swagg

Having so much swagg that the government wants to tax it to get out of debt

Have you seen Johnny lately? He really stepped his game up. He's rockin' that federal swagg

by Holddeeznutz June 27, 2011

Fedotov

An awesome Russian last name

My last name is Fedotov...

by LordRussian13 November 6, 2011

Fedorka

A man with the coolest hat ever created (The Fedora) People will bow in his presence (and so on...)
This noun was originally created as an insult but no longer!

Look at that Fedorka!

by TheRealFedorka January 22, 2015

Fedi wop

When you brew a perfect turd and it's just about to crest and then you sniff pepper and that glorious sumbitch comes screaming out of your brown eye just as you let out a sneeze. That emotion and general ecstasy that you feel is fedi wop

Matt was sitting on the toilet, feet entrenched on squatty potty when all of a sudden poop and pepper happened and then the immediate feeling of fedi wop. You're welcome America

by Muscle hamster June 7, 2016

federal jake

A federal Jake refers to a jokster who always makes you laugh because they are stupid dumb.

Lol, Stiles you a federal Jake.

by Federal Jake February 12, 2018

feddie

Street slang for fentanyl. This term is mostly used to represent china white, a pure powder form of fentanyl, unlike roxys/blues/30s which are counterfeit Mallinckrodt Pharmaceutical 30mg oxys pills with the imprint "M30" commonly sold as fake oxys pressed with fentanyl. Other oxy brands that are also counterfeited with legit imprints can be K9, A215, V4812, RP30, E8, ALG265, etc.

Aye boss you got any china white?
Yeah man I got some feddie, how much you need?
Lemme get an eighth of that white.

by anonymous August 5, 2021