Fresh off the farm

Fresh out of jail

Bruh? Where you been I ain't seen you in a minute?

Cuz I'm fresh off the farm been in the halway since last month

by Freshbandz91 November 19, 2018

New Farm Mum

A New Farm Mum, or as the south side of Brisbane calls them, a Bulimba Mum, is a mother who naturally marries a young man, bound to be successful. These mother's drive range rovers, give their children posh names and send them to either All Hallow’s School or St. Joseph’s College, Gregory Terrace. The name "New Farm” comes from the north side suburb of New Farm, in Brisbane, Queensland, Australia. The suburb is believed to be the wealthiest in the north side, and hence, is associated with these wealthy mothers. Although these mothers are thought to be privileged, the public perception on them is slowly changing to one of respect. Many believe these mothers are solely responsible for creating and raising the elite and aristocracy of Australia, and therefore, are responsible for creating the bright future Australia is bound to have. A New Farm Mum is an insult and a compliment at the same time.

She is such a New Farm Mum.

Oh, nah yeah, my mum is a total New Farm Mum.

What’s my chosen career path? Well obviously a New Farm Mum.

by That Scoalable Guy November 28, 2018

Rosslyn Farms

A rich white people neighborhood with nothing to do and nowhere to go. People that live here go to Carlynton, the worst school on the planet. It is next to Crafton and Carnegie. If you live in Rosslyn Farms, people call you "rich" or "privileged" and if you don't, then you live in the hood or some other sucky ass place.

She's from Rosslyn Farms, she must live in a big ass house!

by my pp itches December 11, 2018

Farm Hand Job

The act of using a woman or man's hands covered in manure while stroking a man's penis.

Lucifer gives the best farm hand jobs!

by MoneyMakinMitch December 11, 2018

Hickory Farm

When a man recieves oral sex while having a yeast infection. The name comes from tge Hickory Farms sausage and cheese gift packs.

she gave me a hickory farm last night.

by alternate account December 15, 2018

Shealwall farm

The almighty shell of the being where the pathetic slightly autistic angus lurked he will touch your mother but only with his fingers because his peen is -1 inch

I live at shealwall farm

by Ryan mcGregor January 16, 2019

farm

to mess something up; to screw up badly

I tried to give myself a haircut last night and I totally farmed it

I was making pizza earlier but I farmed it real bad because I forgot the tray in the oven

by KungFuJasper June 16, 2018