waking the fallen

The second cd by lame band avenged sevenfold (also known as avenged piece of shit.) The cd is just an hour long metalcore cliche, that includes but it is not limited to:
*Boring Guitar riffs unholy confessions
*annoying vocals
*mediocre drumming
*absolutely no bass
*stupid lyrics that mean nothing but aren't even written in a good way

joe: Jesus Christ this cd "waking the fallen" is hella boring!
john: Ya but everything avenged piece of shit put out is terrible!

by Noah Wilkinson April 14, 2008

falseage

Something that is a lie. AW

"Dude. Toyota makes Accords now. They're called Toyota Accords."
Hella falsage. AW!!!!!

by FALSE March 12, 2003

falsetograph

A photograph one sends to his/her online chat buddy, that is NOT really his/her photo, usually taken from a magazine or is the photo of an attractive friend, or something. Done by pedophiles, highly unattractive people, & people that have other reasons to lie.

- Shit man, I told you my chat buddy xLoveAngelMusicBabyx69, she fuckin' hot! See, here's her photo
- WTF esse, don't you watch E!?? Apparently, it's a falsetograph. That's tennis player Anna Kournikova, the wife of Enrique Iglesias, brah!
- .........................well maybe my chat buddy is Anna Kournikova!!
- ...yyyyyyeaaaaaaaah..I wouldn't bet my life on it.

by catfight12 January 12, 2009

falseity

the opposite of being false

Dave: his laptop is a windows one. of course it hates christmas
Spencer: at least it's still better than mac
Charlie: i believe that statement is an absolute falseity

by goosedork December 13, 2009

FalseQwap

A feature of the Qwap game, where the attempting Qwapper Qwaps someone who hasn't said "what" by itself or at the end of a sentence.

Person: "What? Nevermind."

FalseQwapper: "Qwap!"

Everyone in attendance: "FalseQwap!"
NOTE: If it is Monday, the FalseQwapper must do 5 pushups.

by Never The Qwappee April 21, 2011

Falsenotifications

The Facebook notifications you get when other people comment on things you have also commented on, write on event walls of which you are attending, or other useless notifications that are not aimed at you thus creating a false sense of gratification for having a said notification(s).

57 notifications!! Wow Im so popu...ah damnit theyre all falsenotifications from Andrew's status comments. I'm so lame.

by Mabannon May 11, 2011

Falsebooking

Creating fake friends and lavish stories involving said friends on facebook.

Moe: Did you hear that Johnson's friend Abdi won the lottery and are now on the run from Italian space program?

Lester: No way man, that guy is is totally falsebooking.

by Fandango Drift October 22, 2011