Angry eggroll

A female of Asain decent whom is put in a position of authority. While in this position she assumes several other "sexual positions" with multiple other "partners and bosses". While in this positions she gets angry at everyone who talks about her sleeping her way to the top of the buisness ladder. Don't get in her path or you will have chopsticks in your back.

That ho bag wanted to get ahead at work so she became an angry eggroll. Man that angry eggroll is shiting on me hard. Damn that bamboo hurts when it's stuck into my back.

by Joshisamanslutfreeloader May 21, 2008

eggroll

A chinese with a small eggroll penis

small penis eggroll

by SMoke diva July 18, 2011

Fried eggs

breasts of a sunburned woman who has kept her top on, keeping the breasts pale, but has now decided to sunbathe topless, allowing the breasts to tan, nipples first. This gives an appearance of fried eggs.

When in Spain, perverts put on their shades and stare at the fried eggs around the pool.

by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004

eggs

what Randy says when he is put in a paticualarly confusing situation. Usually used alongside OMGWTFBBQ!?

Hot Chick: are you going to bed
Randy: soon, but not yet
Hot Chick: that's sexy
Randy: eggs?
Hot Chick: lol, I hate eggs
Randy: OMGWTFBBQ!?

by Nelly February 4, 2005

scrambled eggs

Spitting thouroughly on the vagina, so it looks foamy, then "tinkling" into the spit to make it yellowish. OR, eating out using so much saliva while she urinates, so that a thick yellowish foam develops on her vagina. Hard scrambled eggs is when after making the yellowish foamy substance ontop of the vagina, he drives himself into her, usually either missionary style or with her on top.

My friend got tired of eating so much tossed salad, he and his girlfriend got adventurous and had some soft scrambled eggs.

by Dell Dimen January 16, 2007

Fried Eggs

When a woman's vagina is filled with lighter fluid and lit aflame, thus burning her uterus, and hopefully up into her ovary, frying her eggs.

Mary can't have children because Tom gave her fried eggs.

by Haloassassinsnipernoobpwner117 June 14, 2012

Fried Eggs

An embarrassing sexual moment where the women is strapped face up on the ground or any other object. Then you take a egg (add more eggs if you want the moment to last longer) and crack it on top of her vagina. Then you take a hot iron and press down on the egg. Once the egg is fried to you liking you take a knife and a fork and eat it off her vagina. If some parts fall in the vagina you can just suck them out and eat them.

Man: Hey want some fried eggs?
Woman: Sure
A few strips of duct tape later...
Woman: What the fuck are you doing?
Man: Making some fried eggs.
Woman:Shit!!!

by Buttsexisdirty May 31, 2011