1. The best way to lose all your friends and diminish your chance of ever getting a girlfriend and having sex, all in one day. Also the best way, next to myspace, to get stalked by an internet pervert.
2. The real reason for childhood obesity in the United States.
2. The real reason for childhood obesity in the United States.
Call Of Duty Player: HELL YEA!!!! tweny kills and four deaths, I pwned!!!!
Girl: Wow, what a fucking tool.
Girl: Wow, what a fucking tool.
by Arman B. December 20, 2010
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I heard Zylus can't go to the miniputt course anymore after he got caught giving himself a Dutch Windmill
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If you're both too ugly to curse this world with a bilateral product, you should be doing it double dutch.
by pariah September 10, 2003
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Get the pass the dutch mug.An advancement of the Dutch Oven, the Dutch Sauna starts with either a sauna or a hot shower, or some kind of steamy room. Then, you fart, piff, rip-ass, blow a fatty, or even shit while in the room. The result will be a warm sticky sensation all around you and a more potent fart. This will last for significantly longer than your average fart. It may linger in that room for days at a time depending on how long the steam is kept up. Enjoy.
While my brother was in the shower, I ran into the bathroom and gave him a Dutch Sauna and he screamed.
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