drumpf card

Something that appears to be the most valuable resource you have at your disposal
but turns out to be the worst possible decision one could make.

many American voters were so upset by Bernie's loss of the nomination that they used their drumpf card, resulting in the total destruction of life on earth

drumpf card by anything_else July 18, 2016

Pencil Drumming

The act of tapping stationary (most commonly pens or pencils) on the edge of a table or book to emulate the rhythm of a song played on one's ipod or in one's head. This inevitably has the effect of irritating everyone around the pencil drummer and causing him/her to be hit around the head with a textbook, salmon or any other heavy object to hand.
Often accompanied by terrible, unaccompanied singing on the part of the drummer.

Person 1: 'dum da ba dum da ba dum da ba-'
SMASH
Person 1: 'Fuck dude, what was that for?'
Person 2: 'Quit pencil drumming. Douche.'

Pencil Drumming by Osemaj October 20, 2010

andre drummond 

cant score only REBOUNDS

i cant score i only get rebounds cause i play like Andre drummond

andre drummond by bob gunderson's wife September 12, 2017

Playing drums 

The reason for living

Playing drums is the reason for living

Playing drums by Jdrummer316 February 7, 2019

muff drummer 

Tapping a fanny in a rythmic pattern

Girl: Can you muff drum?
Guy: Yeah, I'm a sick muff drummer!

muff drummer by muffpacker#1 May 30, 2011

Drump 

Word said by a drunk person. Instead of saying I'm drunk they slurred and said "i'm DRUMP"
See Also: drunk, hammered, sloshed, shit-faced, tanked, blitzed, bombed, wrecked, drunkened, loose, tipsy, well-done, trashed, jagged up, canned, smashed, fucked-up, intoxicated, inebriated, aniahalated, laced, (etc.)

Liz: Yo Al I'm soo drump right now, I can't do another shot..

Drump by AFS September 18, 2006

Drump 

The act of typing as if you were intoxicated, before you actually start drinking.

Wow, I am totes drump right now, I can't spell to save my life.

Drump by Chitina October 18, 2011