Auntie Doris

Auntie Doris refers to the evil witch who took your soul.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Auntie Doris. Auntie Doris who? Auntie Doris the evil witch who took your soul. Auntie Doris who’s been dead for 600 years and can now walk the earth. Auntie Doris who takes the form of a man! Uncle Herb enters the room with a purple robe. Uncle Herb: I just bought this at goodwill! Auntie Doris who?

by Johnathan Shithead October 5, 2025

Definitely "Doritos Not Cheese Puff"

Definitely "Doritos Not Cheese Puff"
It has multiple meanings
1st A Really Beautiful and Sexy Girl/Women

2nd Ur Pussy probably Taste Great Less Filling"

U tell a Girl/Women ur Definitely "Doritos Not Cheese Puff"
Means "Beautiful and Sexy Taste Great Less Filling"
Ya know how a person starts eating

Doritos r really addictive and cheese puff r ok but really messy

by 70RR 007 October 22, 2025

Death dorito

The B-2 Spirit stealth bomber, named for its distinctive triangular shape

*sees a B-2 flying over*
Ah yes, the death dorito.

by Russellsroughneck January 2, 2026

The gay dorito

Sexual intercourse usually involving three men, an asshole and cheesy tortilla chips

Hey man, wanna do the gay dorito with my dad and I?

by Biggy dick April 20, 2018

Christian Denzhel Doria

A short, chink that is extremely lazy and disrespectful to everyone, including himself

I don't think anyone likes that Christian Denzhel Doria lookin mf.

by CosmicFlo June 19, 2022

Emperor Angry Dorito

Term of endearment for Donald Trump used by a close friend of George Conway and repeated multiple times on Twitter.

Emperor Angry Dorito™ cracks me up too.

by Tmiyyy February 21, 2023

Seven layer Dorito Dip

When precisely seven men ejaculate on to a tortilla chip and then serve it to either the last man to ejaculate or a hungry guest

Chris had a rough day so I rounded up six friends and we whipped him up a delicious Seven Layer Dorito Dip. He ate it with relish.

by JayAddie May 6, 2023