douchebag

A man who deliberately and aggressively walks right into women.

That douchebag at the CNE slammed right into me as if he thought he was in a mosh pit!

by anonymous xyz June 25, 2025

Schrodinger's douchebag

One who just doesn't get sarcasm, is unable to tell whether a statement is a joke or not.

Calcium: Are you a schrodinger's douchebag? (he's one himself)
Drift: Nah, I just don't get sarcasm that well. (isn't actually one himself)

by Driftshock April 10, 2024

Primary Douchebag

Not to be confused with the Apprentice Douchebag. Just as there is always a bigger villain behind the scene so to is a bigger douchebag. Usual signs that a primary douchebag is in the area is usually the annoyed feelings you get from the crowd around you. It is always the person who makes everyone at a party feels mad as hell.

Guy 1: I get why this party sucks there's a Primary Douchebag here and its probably Patrick.

by HourglassMage May 10, 2012

DoucheBag

A individual who's asking questions with their nose and wants to know what your doing 24/7.

A bird whistler at Jeff and told him your a douchebag.

by Forgetabout_it1408 August 31, 2025

douchebag

Someone who likes to "speak their mind," who thinks that you want to listen to the sound of their voice.

Quit showing off and just pay attention, you fucking douchebag.

by Nogoogleyeyes August 4, 2016

Douchebag

A man who diappoints women.

"what a Douchebag...he doesn't want a serious relationship...".

by Elrick73 June 7, 2018

Corporate Douchebag

Someone who utilises tactical strike patterns from offensive military strategy within business practices (i.e. Microsoftian Seige Tactics for Patent suppression), in order to fuck over anyone they can get their hands on.

That Corporate Douchebag just sent that Military Organisation to wipe out village that said no to their factory.

by Theirishbarmaid April 23, 2024