Divet

Someone who is completely incompetent. They are just the worst people to have around and sometimes refered to as skinny little bitches.

Charlotte Barnard is such a fucking divet. I would never want to be like her

by Skinny little biatch September 9, 2018

carpet diver

A carpet diver is generaly a gay female, but can also include any male who eats vagina.

Dude Don't buy that girl a drink she's a carpet diver
You dont have a chance

by buddysmoken December 23, 2013

porque es divertido

"Because it is fun."

When porque (because) is asked in Spanish class, this is the typical response.

?Porque vivo en -----? (Why do you live in (city)?
Porque es divertido. (Because it is fun.)

by loflcopter March 30, 2011

sky diver

When a male or female hangs from a ceiling fan and then poops causing the feces to explode all over their partner.

When Nathaniel finished having sex with Patsy, he grabbed the ceiling fan and performed a sky diver. Patsy was soon covered with his fecal matter within seconds

by RockinTheFro December 14, 2008

Holy Diver

1.Declared when stealing something from someone else, similar to yoink; The utterance of the phrase legalises and legitimises theft.

2.Also said when picking up something cool you've seen.

1. *Guy A is eating a bag of crisps*
Guy B: Holy Diver! *steals several crisps*
Guy A: Fuck off.

2. *Guy A is walking down the street, and sees a €10 note*
Guy A: Holy Diver! *picks up the tenner*

by ISTPQ September 7, 2006

Holy Diver

Someone who Goes down on a nun. To preform oral sex on a woman of the faith.

Yo, I was a Holy Diver last night. This nun let me go down on her.

by Dick Taint August 5, 2009

divergin

One who identifies as a virgin, yet has strayed from the path of true, all-encompassing virginity.

"So Steve, do you consider yourself to be a virgin?"
"Yes."
"But didn't I hear that you engaged in oral sex with your intimate partner?"
"Yes, I guess I am a divergin then."

by Matt Winer February 25, 2006