neck down device

a females boy toy that is there to perform not to think. One that never argues when given a command by a female his only response is Oh K.

Girl says:" Hey you can you fill up my drink and while you're there clean up the kitchen and make sure I'm satisfied in how the job is done"

Neck down device says: Oh K

by Quimmy650 August 22, 2009

Dutch Dirt Devil

Putting two fingers in your nose (one per hole) while giving a blowjow, thus grasping for breath while breathing in.

Man 1: "What's wrong with Vicky? She just came back from the toilet looking blue like a smurf!"
Man 2: "My bad! I just layed a Dutch Dirt Devil on her."
Man 1: "Bet the toilet room floor looks clean as hell!"

by MacHout June 16, 2014

Uterine Homing Device

The possibly-mythical anatomical organ that allows mothers and wives to find any lost object

Mom! Where's my homework? Use your Uterine Homing Device to find it! Or, Honey, I lost my car keys! Where are they. Turn on your Uterine Homing Device.

by Bruce Alan July 7, 2016

CL1T Pointing Device

That little button in the middle of a laptop keyboard that you can use to move your cursor instead of the mouse or trackpad, which is used by caressing it with your middle finger in different directions.

My mouse doesn't work!
I know, I'll use the CL1T Pointing Device instead .

by HuxterNZ May 7, 2018

Put the devil in me

Giving your partner the dick

Baby, come on over and put the devil in me.

by PookieRayRay December 27, 2019

Canadian Sand Devil

When your reverse cowgirling on a man with Hot Flumunda and he screams "Gonorrhea" while clawing at your hips only to keel over and peel his rich and ripe Gono glands off your coochie

hey i just got with a man on tindr last night. he preformed the "Canadian Sand Devil" and now imma cry

by GreenTheFae May 10, 2022

To make a devil’s crockpot

Making a devil’s crockpot is when you drop a deuce after taking a piss, and then masturbate and finally cum on your shit and piss. It is the abomination known as a devil’s crockpot.
(Flushing during the process does not count)

Person 1: Dude, last night I went over to Jeremy’s house to make a devil’s crockpot in his mom’s toilet. I didn’t flush it, and blamed it on Jeremy. The look on his face was priceless.
Person 2: 😳

by Professor TinkleDick July 20, 2022