nonline dating

Currently, the inadvisability of seeking a stranger online.

Her chronic belief that she'd discover a perfect man through the Internet was relegated, for the foreseeable future, to nonline dating.

by Monkey's Dad April 21, 2020

Expiration dating

Engaging in romantic relationships that due to practical circumstance or mutual agreement have a definite end date, yet both partners remain committed to the relationship until that end date.

"Is Kylie still dating that guy she was seeing during study abroad?"

"No, they were just expiration dating. It ended when she moved back home. They sure made the most of their summer together though."

by PghYinzer August 1, 2020

Crop Dusting

Crushing a cheeto-puff in your butthole and brapping out the dust

Dayuuuummm, I was gonna snort a line of cheeto dust, but Jenice went crazy started crop dusting

by xXwienerWackerXx May 11, 2020

Halal dating

Halal dating isn’t really a thing because it leads into other sexual behavior which is not halal, it’s called zina and the prophet Muhammad warmed us not to get near to it before marriage, so yes and no at the same time

Person 1: can I date ur daughter the halal way by halal dating
Sheikh: I don’t know if I can trust you

Person 1: I won’t commit zina

Sheikh: halal dating almost always leads zina:)

by Huhwhadhabben September 19, 2020

fake dating

Fake dating When 2 people act like they're in a relationship for social gain

I can't believe Natalia and josh are fake dating again.

by fake dating September 22, 2020

Fur Dusting

Similar to Dusting but with a twist. The act of mutual felatio between a human and dog where one or both participants pass wind during the act

C2: "Last night I was fur dusting with rover and he darted mid lick!"

by Shits and giggles on the road September 28, 2020

burp dusting

When you burp and someone has to breathe in your death for a couple seconds of hell

Gross, stop burp dusting me!

by Noneyabusinessbruh October 9, 2020