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Rotisserie cook

The act of roasting a guy while spinning him like a beer bottle and whoever he stops on has to roast him. Such humiliation can be a result of a guy that has been caught lacking in front of all the boys.

After the sorry lad has been caught lacking, the boys will tie the looser to an office chair, then the boys will gather around him in a circle, and spin him around gradually (like a rotisserie chicken in an oven) letting his rotation slowly stop, and then whoever is in direct eye sight of the victim at the time his rotation stops must roast him then spin his ass in the chair again and repeat the process until everybody in the circle has had a chance to roast him or he pleads guilty of being burned.
When we all heard him at the grocery store ask if “Amazon has an app?” As if he’s never used a smart phone before in his life, we knew we were gonna have to Rotisserie cook his dumb ass once we got back home
by B.A.B._OG September 14, 2022
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Who let the Fallen Angels cook?

The same thing as “Who let bro cook?” except it’s blaming the Fallen Angels for it. A reference to the Dead Sea Scrolls.

It’s used when someone sees something that can be considered an amalgamation, abomination, or something that shouldn’t really exist hypothetically or literally.
Person: “What the f*ck is that?!”

*Sees something that probably shouldn’t exist.*

Person: “Who let the Fallen Angels cook?!”
by Pseudonym2100 April 20, 2024
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Cooked

Adjective
HUMOROUSLY
(of a person) a bad situation with little to no hope of recovering.

Verb
HUMOROUSLY
(of a person) do something well.
Adjective
"I'm cooked."

Verb
"HE COOKED!"
by kp04z July 11, 2024
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cooked

Being done for. Synonyms: screwed, you're done for
Guy 1: I haven't done my science homework even though it's overdue!
Guy 2: You're cooked
by ursocooked April 26, 2023
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cooking on the dole

A cooking show presented by Daniel Houston on YouTube.
"It's cooking on the dole, with me!" - Daniel Houston
by DankDexter421 March 30, 2019
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Rice Cooking

When you make a huge dildo out of your solidified semen and then stick it into any hole of your dead and burning enemy.
Alright Mikey, its been 3 goddamn months and you don't got our fuckin money! Looks like I gotta do some rice cooking up your brand new pussy!
by weeneepeepoo December 4, 2019
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Cooked My Yolk

Andrew: how was your night?
Me: it was dope, she cooked my yolk
by YaMom313 November 25, 2020
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