Computer

The object you watch Porn Hentai Yuri and Yaoi on

I love gooning with my computer

by AndersonBaird67 March 13, 2026

Computer stupid

“Computer stupid” An answer rendered via AI and a computer that is presented as a reasonably wise and well researched answer until analysed by a live human being that sees how stupid/ incorrect/ impractical the answer is in reality.

the answer is in reality.

I initially thought that the Google Maps recommended driving/route directions, and the associated alternative routes to my destination looked efficient but when I actually examined the proposed routes, I quickly realized it was a computer stupid answer, as the alternative recommended route showed entering a single entrance/exit neighborhood, driving around in the neighborhood, and then exiting the neighborhood via the same single entry entrance/ exit to continue the same route.

by Curmudgeon 505 March 16, 2026

computerfucker

one who has sex with computers.

"Damn, you a computerfucker? Freaky"

by Hora de XD August 18, 2025

computer

Something that was once used exclusively to open Word documents (aside of surfing the Internet) when it started being widely used until as late as 2009 — as many of its users (at the time) happened to be ex-typewriter users, unlike how computers are used for a wide variety of applications nowadays

Back in 2009, my dad just used his computer to write Word documents and check his email, totally missing out on all the apps and games—he was like an ex-typewriter user stuck in the past!

by Emotional Cruiser November 1, 2025

computer

the ting u watch porn on.

Friend 1- Man imma go on my computer to you know what.
Friend 2- Aight bro, imma be on too.

by theonlyKING January 7, 2026

computer people

The collective set of humans making the software and hardware that everybody uses.

Its funny that computer people use the word "sandbox" in that way, since I've never seen a sandbox that's meant to keep anything playing in it inside.

by wordlist.txt January 8, 2026

real computer guy

a person who has had much experience in the field they work in. this is not a person who has recently graduated college. this person must have over a decade of experience in the field of computers.

the system administrator at work who has been at our location for 9 years previously worked with computers while he was in the military, he is a "real computer guy"

by soccern00b May 3, 2010