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Cold logger

A frozen turd that is used in place of a dildo.
After it was ready, I gave her an epic cold logger.
by Mr Ock June 26, 2019
mugGet the Cold loggermug.

Cold meatball

Someone that is a straight clown / bozoe
Yo that dude Paul is a cold meatball
by Goose716 December 19, 2016
mugGet the Cold meatballmug.

cold crotched

When a girl doesn't want to get laid you've been cold crotched
When Mark didn't clean the snow off the truck for Lucy knowing she could reach, she cold crotched him.
by Coldcrotch December 8, 2019
mugGet the cold crotchedmug.

Cold dick

Like ‘facts’ is used, cold dick is something very true usually used when spilling the tea.
“sally is so annoying I can’t even stand her”
That’s some cold dick
by Makeshifts April 14, 2019
mugGet the Cold dickmug.

Cold lettuce

The sexual act of taking a fist full of lettuce it is shoved an agreed upon distance inside of the woman’s vagina (opposite of hot lettuce) they then proceed to do the deed. After both are satisfied the man takes out the lettuce and is served as a family meal.
Child: Hey Dad what’s for dinner

Dad: Steak with a side of cold lettuce
by Yumyumman March 31, 2020
mugGet the Cold lettucemug.

Truck Cold

1) When you've been a little bit sick and it suddenly becomes drastically worse.

2) Getting very sick even though you've been alone in an enclosed space for an extended period of time.
"Yo I can't go to school today."

"Weren't you just coughing a little bit?"

"Well now I'm nauseas, puking blood, and shitting lava. On top of the coughing"

"Ah... Truck Cold."
by Flavoured_Air May 4, 2018
mugGet the Truck Coldmug.

Cold kai

"Dude the sun's out you want a game of cold kai "
by Themadtruth August 21, 2019
mugGet the Cold kaimug.

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