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Colonel Teske

Name for any subpar individual that mistakenly believes he/she maintains a high standard of etiquette.
"man, that waiter at the cracker barrel really Colonel Teske'd it up when he asked us to pass out our own food"

"Did you see that Colonel Teske at the Southern Gentleman's ball last night? He asked his date to hold the door open so he could make a better entrance"
by El Commodore May 2, 2010
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coconut

"Dark on the outside, white on the inside"


Slur used by minorities to describe other minorities who actually want to further themselves along the career ladder. Sometimes used by racist whites who likes to assume anyone not white belongs in the gutter.
"look at that coconut gettin' an education"


"black man in the army is usually a coconut"
by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004
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Colonel Sanders

A West Australian science teacher (Mr Sanders) that had an unimaginably dry sense of humour. His attire consisted of one similar to a 1970's porn star - brown afro hair, skin tight short shorts and a handle-bar moustache. With his wire-framed glasses and pomigramit complexion, he instilled fear in the hearts of many lower-school Rossmoyne children with his constant threat of "yard duty".

His legend also extends to the kindness afforded to young female students who were moved to the front benches, particularly the blonder, bustier ones.
Tyler: *daydreaming while looking out the window*
Colonel Sanders: "Tyler, what are you doing?"
Tyler: "I'm just looking out the window watching the leaves blow around in the wind."
Colonel Sanders: "How would you like to watch the rubbish blow around.....WHILE YOU DO YARD DUTY!"
by "Pij", "Cock" & "Bac'cie" January 1, 2009
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Colonel Sanders

When a guy blows his load on his partner's face (male or female) leaving a white mustache and goatee.
The dude ripped off the rubber and blew his load on her face, leaving her with a Colonel Sanders!
by JustMac July 23, 2008
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coconut

A boisterous, bombastic, flashy black person. Basically anytime a black person acts black, especially in the field of competition. Originally used in the saying "coconut mentality."
"Man, T.O. is such a coconut."

"That's just his coconut mentality kicking in" (when a black athlete gets penalized for excessive celebration)
by CoconutMentality January 13, 2011
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Colonel Sanders

A colonel sanders is really when you take peice of fried chicken (usually a drumstick), and use it on a girl as a dildo. Thats just the simple version. to make it a true colonel sanders you have to share the peice of chicken when your done. yummmmmmmmmm
Me and this girl did a colonel sanders last night. It tasted GrrrrrrEAT!!
by that guy January 27, 2005
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colonic

Eeeewwww dude that guy is going in for a colonic.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
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