Toblerone church

The religion of the Tobleronian people. It allows the people to eat one Toblerone per week, on Tobleronsday. If the Lord has been disobeyed the sinner will be sacrificed via Tobleroning. Bob would be a good example, as he was the first sinner.

We are going to Toblerone church this Tobleronsday.

by radzz111 April 1, 2021

do in church

Something dumb Logan Paul said/sung.

Yeah I rep that merch,
Yeah I do in church...
(Santa Diss Track)

by lyfesgood December 10, 2017

God church

Some stupid ass lyrics that Jake Paul wrote for his song "it's everyday bro" because he needed something that rhymes with "merch". Also my boy Pewdiepie did a reaction on it it's hilarious go have a look boyssssssssss.

"And I just dropped off some new merch, and it's selling like a god church."

by PariD123 August 24, 2018

praying to the church of armitage

Spending a long time either passed out on or vomiting into a toilet.

Hey you were gone a while, you ok?
Yeah, was just praying to the church of Armitage

by SuperSonicBlur February 6, 2018

Church Hill

Random town in Buttfuck Nowhere, Tennessee. If you're any sort of LGBTQ+, you will be called so many slurs by most adults and most children. There's nothing here except for a couple McDonald's and there's a Burger King right outside of town. Stay out of here, please. You'll regret stepping foot in this shitty town.

Man 1: Man I love men.
Man 2: FUCK YOU FA-
Man 3: What? Are you from Church Hill, Tennessee?

by Natauskii May 29, 2023

God Church

1) When Jake Paul needs something to ryme with "merch" and invents a stupid word to put in his stupid song
2) "it's a church with a god in it" Pewdiepie 2k17

I just drop some knew merch and it's selling like a god church

by Parvencita July 7, 2017

to leave church

to go to the bathroom to take a shit

I ate so many beans last night and now I need to leave church!

by kurapikakafka May 6, 2021