E-Chop (verb) – an electronic version of Throat Chop, meaning to reject, deny or break up with someone using electronic communication, including (but not limited to) Email, SMS, MMS, instant messenger, Skype, facebook, blog, morse code. Generally practised when the E-
Chopper:
(i) does not have the balls to do it in
person;
(ii) for whatever reason, doesn’t think the recipient is worthy of an ‘in
person’ Throat Chop; or
(iii) is a mute and has difficulty communicating otherwise.