Masala Chip

gods gift of a meal..(nicer with nan bread)

'reeet mucker, where u heading?'
'away fora a masala chip mate, u coming?'
'yeah i love those things'

by CheeeeeeeeZeee June 21, 2009

Discus chip

A thin sliced piece of potato that has been dipped in batter, deep fried and had salt applied, preferably chicken salt.
Previously known as potato scallop, due to its “scallop cut”, sometimes called “potato cake” or “potato fitter” by people who are mentally challenged.

Aussie 1: “I’m starvin Wally, fuck I could go a discus chip or ten”
Aussie 2: “Discus chip?”
Aussie 1: “yeah, pretty much a potato scallop, not a cake or a fritter cos we’re not fuckwits”
Aussie 2: “got ya, just like we’d eat a Parmi and not a Parma cos of the common sense spelling and our parents wernt cousins?”
Aussie 1: “oath cunt”

by Eddie007 January 8, 2023

Chip Whore

When you offer sombody chips and the reach there hand in and take all of the chips

Chris: hey can I have some chips

Sam: sure bro

Chris: (crinkle) ( runs away with entire chip bag)

Sam: Chris you Chip Whore!!

by LawfulTub February 22, 2011

Dock Chip

The tastiest, cheesiest, most topping-laden nacho in the pile eaten first by the jerk who did not take the time to make said nachos. Usually more than one chip make up the "Dock Chip" and is held together by most of the cheese on the plate.

Ben: "Wow, look at this jawsome plate of nachos I've pain-stakingly taken the time to make for myself and my buddies!"

Tony: "MMMM, they look great, I'll have this one/all of them!"

Ben: "Of course you will, because you're the jerk who always takes the 'Dock Chip'!"

by Suzdogg April 30, 2008

chip wreck

When a potato chip breaks off when being dipped in the chip dip, leaving the broken chip to sink to the bottom of the dip. Like a "ship wreck" but with a chip instead.

Man, whose chip wreck is that the dip?" or "Man, I just had a chip wreck!" or "Watch out for the chip wrecks!

by Man from Krog August 6, 2010

Road Chips

A humorous euphamism to refer to the unlikelyhood of highly portable chips. Road chips are a rare occurance due to the low portability factor of these crispy delicious snacks.I.e. "Sorry guys, I can't meet up, I just opened these chips."

"We're gonna get a move on, we better get some road chips."

"These road chips are perfect for our road trip."

by C.S.K. July 10, 2009

Spicy Chip

something basic bitch people think eating counts as a personality

"Spicy chips are not a personality trait."

by SystemShutDown November 16, 2020