/care 

Psuedo-computer scripting term, telling people that you do not at all care about the subject in matter.

Example #1
Pedro: Hey fool, I took a shit on your mothers chest yesterday.
You: /care.
Pedro: Stop trying to make /care happen, it won't happen.

Example #2
Jeffery: I'm 360 no scope master of the universe!!!!!1111one1
You:/care dude
Jeffery: HEUEUEH... i shagged yer mum

/care by PVCMVN May 9, 2014

careful 

To throw,sling,or hit an object with no care

“Be careful with that plate” mom said
Me: breaks plate and all others

careful by Lukethephoneuser August 11, 2019

caeylina 

iwno haddad and caeylina are not goals

iwan: tu maime?

caeylina: oui je taime mon amour

caeylina by caca pipi proute November 13, 2020

kinder care

The act of dating or having sex with a person who is 17 by a person over the age of 18. The term derived from the word kindergardener and was formed because typically 17 year olds need to be cared for in adult situations such as keg parties. 17-year-olds are rarely discrete.

This term can be used to describe the act of dating a 17-year-old, the person dating the 17-year-old, or the 17-year-old.

Did Weasley really kinder care last night at the party?

Listen kindercare, you can have a say in what movie we watch when you are old enough to vote.

kinder care by Allisaur January 3, 2008

mad care 

The response to something so inane that you absolutely can not be bothered to think about. Even for a second.

Q: "Did you hear that the local rappers are angry we're going to see Kanye?"
A: "Mad care"

mad care by Hamds January 14, 2014

i care because you do

The 3rd studio album by RDJ under the Aphex Twin moniker, and it's amazing.
Although unless you're fine with high frequencies, skip Ventolin, for your own sake.

Usually abbreviated to ICBYD.

A: "Hey dude, got any album recommendations?"
B: "Yeah, I recommend I Care Because You Do."
A: "Alright, might check it out later."

i care because you do by androgenetriccarry September 7, 2018

Does Care 

When you can't be fucked to say doesn't care. simple.

Homie 1: Talking shit about irrelevant information, that ain't needed
You: Does care lad
Homie 1: what are you talking bout does care what they mean
You: Guess you not up to date cuz
Homie 1: proceeds to check urban dictionary for the meaning

Does Care by slat1 June 21, 2020