coffee table

crib, house, place of dwelling

I can't stay, I got this female waiting on me back at the coffe table.

by peerless3 August 24, 2003

Black coffee

To slap someone's soul from his/her body with your one good hand.

I Black coffee'd my disobedient son.

by South African Banter September 30, 2016

coffee burned

verb : the act of having so much coffee that you sweat thru your deodorant and ultimatly thru your shirt leaving the foul odor of body odor and coffee

john was so tired this morning he had an entire pot of coffee, by lunch time you could see he coffee burned thru his shirt

by shortangryjew March 12, 2009

Coffee Roll

Its when a man sicks a broom in his anus and pretends he is a witch.

Hey man, your friend was doing a cray coffee roll last night.

by Givethecash May 6, 2009

Coffee h2h

Having a heart to heart (h2h) conversation with your colleague during a coffee break, while at work

A: "Susan, where have you been? The boss has been calling you"
Susan: "I was having a Coffee h2h with B"
A: "Huh?"
Susan: "Ohh a heart to heart conversation during the coffee break"

by NonSen November 25, 2009

Coffee Bitch

a gender-neutral term of endearment bestowed on one who makes or gets coffee for others.

Though the ideal job for a coffee bitch is a barista or coffee shop owner, one may also find a coffee bitch in an office or at home.

The common identifiable trait of a coffee bitch is the willingness and exceptional capabilities of making good coffee for the enjoyment of themselves and others.

Coffee snobs revere coffee bitches as gods/goddesses because without them their lives are often uncaffeinated and meaningless; or worse, subjected to the consumption of crappy coffee.

"Who's the coffee bitch today? I buy you fly..."

by Tominsky September 29, 2011

green coffee

An early-morning toke; wake-n-bake. What a stoner will have in the morning, in lieu or with the black stuff. Having the right blend of green coffee is sure to jolt you up and set you off for a mellow morning.

Dude 1 Dude, that bitch is so fucking cranky in the morning. How do you tolerate it?

Dude 2 Sneak in some green coffee before brushing the teeth and I'm good to go.

by surfer--- April 15, 2008