joy buzzer

When you shake another person's hand with a little turd in your palm.

After waking me up early on a Saturday morning, I greeted the Girl Scout with a joy buzzer.

by eji May 22, 2006

Buzzfeed

A collection of cancerous quizzes and SJW news

Do you want to take the Buzzfeed quiz and see what 'Friends relationship' you would be based upon your taste in soaps?

by R.Keitel June 14, 2018

buzz cut

buzz cut:(v) when you smoke a cigarette or black and mild right after a j of marijuana to boost your high. makes your body numb a lot faster if you dont smoke cigs a whole lot.

buzz Cut your high
buzz cuttin'

Baker no.1: Hey yo, that shit was dank as a mutha fucka. lemme hit dat newport now.

Baker no.2: Iight, lets get ta buzz cuttin' it dude.

by kronik-killur February 15, 2008

Buzz Killington

1. a better way of saying buzz kill

2. a really boring person ruining fun for everyone

person 1: hey want to skip school?

person 2: sure let's do it

person 3: skipping school is not a good idea

person 1: who are you? no one likes you.your such a buzz killington

by sexilicious hooker November 6, 2012

Buzzfeed

A heavily liberal-biased news outlet that promotes articles full of left-wing propaganda, social justice warrior hype, and basically every subject that every other outlet of popular media deems worthy of widespread attention. Buzzfeed is full of polls, top-20 lists, and quizzes that aim to forward the liberal agenda and its various, narrow focuses that it, in itself, frames in the same light of perceived significance as actually important matters such as third-world suffering, countries rules by socialism, and sex trafficking.

Joe: Hey, did you see Buzzfeed's latest top-10 video?
Gary: No, I prefer not to dilute my mind with useless garbage that is forwarded by the various pity-elected members of Congress.

Joe: Ah, I see! I suppose I, too, should be more selective of my news sources and cease being a cuck!

by Stiffofdeth January 8, 2017

joy buzzer

Shaking someone's hand with a little turd in your palm.

I just quit my job, and on the way out, I gave my boss the joy buzzer!

by eji July 30, 2008

buzzard

A person who’s posture resembles that of a buzzard, often accompanied by scruffy hair.

mike strenkowski aka the buzz

by KKC August 26, 2004