puto burger

A poor mans burger. It consits of chips (preferably bbq chips or dorritos) piled on a single peice if bread dashed with tobassco and crushed into ball with ones hands . Great for a late nighr snack.

After a long night if drinkin we didnt want to risk a DUI so we stayed in and had puto burgers to get us by. .

by Pedio September 7, 2017

Puto Burger

A poor man's burger . It consists of chips ( preferably barbecue chips or Doritos), piled on a single slice of bread with a dash of Tabasco and crushed into a ball in one's hand. An excellent choice for a late night snack.

We wanted to hit up Dennys after a long night of drinking but we didn't want to chance D.U. I so we stayed in and had Puto Burgers instead. Puto burger

by Pedio September 13, 2017

Dead burger

The Krabby Patty that killed the health inspector after being given said Krabby Patty by Mr. Krabs and Spongebob.

I ate a dead burger, now I'm gonna die

by Dead Burger May 19, 2017

Burger Toothpaste

Noun
A kind of toothpaste that effectively ruins your teeth; an advertisement parody

CHILD 1- "Have you heard the latest advertisement?"
CHILD 2 - "No, what's it about?"
CHILD 1 - "Burger toothpaste,"
CHILD 2 - "Burger what? What's that?"
CHILD 1 - "It goes like this ... Burrrrr-ger toothpaste, no cavities, no teeth, Ole!"
CHILD 2 - "A very useful type of toothpaste that is!"

(Note the no cavities no teeth part)

by Coralkid November 10, 2017

Squirter Burger

When you're eating a girl out in the doggy style position and she diarrheas down into your mouth.

My woman had a bad case of the diarrhea last night and accidently gave me a Squirter Burger.

by Igaveurmomthe D November 28, 2017

House Burger

Created in a secret lab deep within the earth for Franklin House, Valparaiso Indiana.

Mad Creator: Mr. Erik Bakrevski.

Know as the tastiest burger ever conceived by a mortal man.

Gus: Suck my dick! This House Burger is the shiznit.

Leon: You're Goddamn right Gus. I'd suck a dick for that lip smacking goodness.

by Scoob0023 June 19, 2016

Pink burger

When you go to a strip club and the male and female strippers bend over in a g-string

Dude that's one tasty pink burger

by SavageSausage January 29, 2018