Noun
A kind of toothpaste that effectively ruins your teeth; an advertisement parody
CHILD 1- "Have you heard the latest advertisement?"
CHILD 2 - "No, what's it about?"
CHILD 1 - "Burger toothpaste,"
CHILD 2 - "Burger what? What's that?"
CHILD 1 - "It goes like this ... Burrrrr-ger toothpaste, no cavities, no teeth, Ole!"
CHILD 2 - "A very useful type of toothpaste that is!"

(Note the no cavities no teeth part)
by Coralkid November 10, 2017
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