Derogatory term used by bicyclists or a bike shop employee referring to an office worker looking for a single speed bike or someone riding a single speed. This term is used because the rear wheel of a single speed is "bolted on", thus, Bolton. Also in reference to the movie Office Space and the character Michael Bolton. Person looking to buy a lifestyle in addition to a bicycle.
One bike shop employee to another bike shop employee, "Can you go help that Michael Bolton with the Bianchi Pista and ask him if he wants a matching messanger bag?".
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Right-buttoned: Used to having OK on the right, cancel on the left
Left-buttoned: Used to having OK on the left, cancel on the right
Often when someone has to use a cell phone with the opposite button configuration, great confusion will arise from many accidentally closed screens and inadvertently opened menus.
Derived from "handedness."
Right-buttoned: Used to having OK on the right, cancel on the left
Left-buttoned: Used to having OK on the left, cancel on the right
Often when someone has to use a cell phone with the opposite button configuration, great confusion will arise from many accidentally closed screens and inadvertently opened menus.
Derived from "handedness."
John: Hey Jane, can I use your phone real quick?
Jane: Sure, here you go.
...several minutes of frustration later...
John: God dammit, I keep hitting cancel! I'm left-buttoned, I'm not used to OK being on the right!
Jane: ikr? When will they start making the buttonedness the same on all phones?
Jane: Sure, here you go.
...several minutes of frustration later...
John: God dammit, I keep hitting cancel! I'm left-buttoned, I'm not used to OK being on the right!
Jane: ikr? When will they start making the buttonedness the same on all phones?
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