BSOD

BullShit OverDose
see Microsoft

My computer BSOD'ed last nite, had to format my C:\

by Uzbek January 19, 2008

bsb

Big Sperm Buildup - used when you havent had sex for a while

Havent had sex this week so have a massive bsb

by Slimeburger January 21, 2007

BSOHP

Beautiful Specimen Of Human Perfection.
1. Someone who is the most beautiful person possible.
2. Sarcasm-relating to someone hideous.

Guy1: Dude, I'm such a total BSOHP
Guy2: Really? I just thought you were a douche...

by EmDubsWalrus September 28, 2009

bsafs

Acronym for Buttsex and Faceshots. Used to justify staying with a crazy female.

Joe: "That bitch is crazy. How do you deal with that shit? Why do you put up with her?"

Steve: "Bsafs, my son... bsafs."

by stepintime6 April 17, 2011

Bstan

that one person who you have been friends with as long as you can remember.

My Bstan and I would make up songs and sleep in tents, now, well, we still make up songs and sleep in tents.

by Thebis1 April 17, 2011

BsdsuCE

BsdsuCE is the abbreviation for "Before San Diego State's Common Era." The BsdsuCE designation uses the year-numbering system introduced by dumb SDSU fans intending San Diego State's only two wins in the NCAA Tournament in 2011 be the reference date. Any date preceding March 24, 2011 is regarded as being BsdsuCE.

Bob: "Listen to this! Steve Fisher was born in 65 BsdsuCE!"
George: "What?! He looks like he was born in 85 BsdsuCE!"

SDSU fans were all born after the year 10 BsdsuCE.

SDSU fan: "NCAA Tournament games didn't count before 0 BsdsuCE."

Under Steve Alford, UNM has won 3 MWC regular season titles. His first championship was in 2 BsdsuCE.

Ever since Steve Alford was hired in 3 BsdsuCE, he has been reeking havoc on the MWC.

by Basketball_Maniac February 26, 2013

BSFOOMN

(also bsfoomn)

abbreviation of breathing slightly faster out of my nose.

informal

Used when something is funny, but not funny enough to make you laugh out loud.

"human beans are so cool"
"BSFOOMN"

by sjldkfjls November 13, 2016