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Caribbean Crab Bite

when you use a lobster claw to pinch open ones ass hole
I’m can’t get it in there, can you Caribbean Crab Bite it? -James T. Baio
by Linden&James December 5, 2024
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Caribbean Crab Bite

when you use a lobster claw to pinch open ones ass hole
I’m can’t get it in there, can you Caribbean Crab Bite it? -James T. Baio
by Linden&James December 5, 2024
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Just Want To Bite It

It is so saucy, you just want to bite it!
"Those clout goggles look delicious I Just Want To Bite It fam"
by PhatPhnya November 19, 2018
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he doesn't bite

The lie almost every most-likely mexican person says when they have an aggressive dog barking the shit outta you.
dog : *barking and snarling aggressively*
person 1 : "come in he doesn't bite "
Person 2 : * being bit and attacked by dog* YeS IT DOOoOoo
by floating_wierdoorweirdoidek December 30, 2020
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Let Me Get a Bite

When you would like to take a hit of someone's weed
"Hey, let me get a bite"
by detailspod December 5, 2021
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All Bark No Bite

When L threaten’s K for simply anything and proceeds to do nothing or the bare minimum to ‘get back’ at him.
L: “ I want all of you to remember that krische is in his warm ass bed sleeping right now. And he will pay.”

K: “This grub looking ass always threatening to get back at me but is all bark no bite.”
by Krische-Kringle January 24, 2022
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The Great Australian Bite

*The Great Australian Bite* is a manoeuver employed when an uneducated woman or man gives you the cheese grater and then shaves off a chunk of skin and tissue after felatio possibly even causing a rift between time and space itself and decapitating the tip off the member leaving the namesake from our beloved region between Tasmania and the mainland to have been dubbed it's etymological origin. Such a manoeuver was actually employed by most English female convicts when a ship would lurch on the Tasman and she was sucking penis at the same time
In the following edict witness what the Great Australian Bite is all about and who typically would conduct such activities on a ship travelling across the waves

Person
Nancy go easy on me since we're on this ship and in the gallows stinky toilet ok?

Nancy
Nancy ignores words and launches into a full scale attack on the dick causing in its wake a goodly sum of skin and penile tissue to be removed from unknown mans fallice

Person
It's like you're getting stuck between Tassy and Melbourne here, oh no, please stop, it's killing me...

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Nancy will continue until the *Great Australian Bite* has been correctly executed and the head of the penis has been either mutilated or decapitated completely

Ocean:

Bubble bubble bubble

Fish:

Yummo some dickhead to swallow

World:

Sighs with relief for fewer convicts to deal with
by NunceBolger February 26, 2022
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