Happy Birthday 

1) A gathering/celebration of why our not special or no one cares 2) Everyone/everything has a date of creation, hence the birth day. 3) Just another bullshit holiday for the already barely-getting-by-on-my-shitty-pay-month-to-month pay checks so to become pressured to celebrate the many and continue to make those in power richer (why they sleep) and you go back home to your programmed existence.

Ex. 1) Friend A: "It's my birthday today!"

Friend B : "Hey, Happy Birthday!"

Ex. 3) Friend A: "It's my birthday today!"

Friend B : "Hey, Happy Birthday!"

Happy Birthday by Punktileus1 September 10, 2011

seventeenth birthday 

The time when a boy/girl turns 17 and grows a tail.

"hey Martha, did you see the tail on that guy?"
"oh yeh, he is hot! Did I tell you I was at his seventeenth birthday?".
"Tail is a euphemism btw".

seventeenth birthday by MQ-N May 11, 2009

October 13 birthday 

Most likely an emo or homosexual with dyed hair, generally not the best friend cause they’ll ghost you or be genuinely dry, but with people they care about they could be a walking celebration, doesn’t know how to start a conversation but when they’re in one they’re either the funnest thing ever or the most boring thing ever (no in-between) they’re also most likely a geek but they’re a cool awesome person but hard to become good friends with.

Regular friend: I heard she has a October 13 birthday, she’s cool but they’re kinda boring
Good friend: what do you mean? They’re a walking party!

October 13 birthday by Feelsocleanlikeamoneymachine April 19, 2021

it's your birthday

The only occasion on which short people are allowed to participate in certain activities, like pick-up basketball games or parties.

(Gary Coleman's birthday)
Gary Coleman: "Yo 50, is it cool if I go to that big party you're throwin' next tonight? G-G-G-Unit."
50 Cent: "Go shorty, it's your birthday."

it's your birthday by Nick D July 14, 2004

Happy Birthday 

The act of performing a celebratory ejaculation on to your partners chest , followed by a quick reversal to release a confetti filled fart on your partners now cum filled chest.

Man Billy surprised me with one hell of a Happy Birthday last night, I am still wiping confetti of my tits.

Happy Birthday by Peeonus Virgins October 12, 2013

the birthday surprise 

When two guys are double penetrating a girls vagina the guy who is doing her doggy style slips out and sticks it in her ass. But you have to have a camera to see her face.

Her face is so funny when she gets the birthday surprise.

the birthday surprise by meatnormous August 7, 2006

Russian Birthday Party 

A birthday party in full Russian style. Fun party games like Russian Roulette, great Molotov Cocktails to drink, and, for the birthday boy/girl: death in a drive-by shooting courtesy of the Russian mafia!

In Training Day, Denzel Washington's character is the guest of honor at a fun-filled Russian Birthday Party.

Russian Birthday Party by Mikhail Khruschulovitch January 4, 2009