jewjew bird

A person/bird who steals your gold; as well as most of the things you own. They sit on their perch and never ever share any of their nuts

"For god sake jewjew bird I lent you 25 five nuts and you have never given them back"

"who has stolen those nuts?! there only can be one answer.. the Jewjew bird

by jfsdfsf sdfsfsdf October 26, 2010

bird flu

it's gonna kill us all

as soon as it mutates to spread from human to human, bird flu is gonna kill us all

by JZ April 11, 2005

sick bird

adj. Something that is illegal. Derived from the aforementioned word to form 'ill-eagle', then using synonyms, ie. 'sick' for 'ill' and 'bird' for 'eagle'.

1) Dude, you just ran a red light!
2) Who cares, it ain't sick bird unless the fuzz roll around.

by A. David Dempster November 6, 2006

doodoo bird

Extreme form of halitosis.

Be careful talking to Justin. He's got the doodoo bird.

by af23032jd January 9, 2008

Yellow Bird

A signal or warning. Miners used to bring yellow birds (canaries) in the mines with them to detect poisonous gases. The birds had more delicate systems than the miners so when the birds got sick or died the miners knew there were poisonous gasses and they had to get out of there.

The Bright Eyes song "you're the yellow bird that I've been waiting for".

by jenga10 July 12, 2011

The Baby bird

After someone has a ridicules number of double shots of eggnog on the Opie and Anthony show, someone else will lay flat on their back while the eggnog-shooter projectile vomits into the lying persons mouth.
The act of doing this was dubbed "The baby bird" by comic Joe Rogan due to its similarities to a mama bird pre-eating, then feeding a baby bird

AKA "Sea of (screaming) laughter"

-Witnesses
"Oh God! OH God! Ooh No!"
"The baby bird is going down!"
"The baby bird! Is happening!!"
"HAAAA HA HA HA!!!"
"AiiIIEEEEeeee! HA HA!"
"OoohhHH my GOD!!!"
"No Way! NO WAY!"
"HAAAA HA HA HA!!!"
-Sea of laughter
"AiiIIEEEEeeee! HA HA!"
"OH my GOD!!!"
"AiiIIEEEEeeee! Haw HAW Huh Huh!!
"NO WAY!"
"NO WAY DID THAT JUST HAP- NO WAY DID THAT JUS- JUS- AWWWWWW!!! NO WAY! NO WAY Did That just happen!"
"Oh my god!!..Oh my god!..Oh my god!"
"I almost wet myself, i swear to you im laughing so hard"
"OUTSTANDNG!"
"That was the greatest moment in radio history PERIOD!"
-Witnesses

by KiLLplay December 6, 2006

speckled birds

amphetamines

"You don't have any speckled birds, do you? You know, L.A. turnarounds, uppers?"
-Tom Frank, in Nashville

by John Triton March 24, 2008