Beer Bottom

N1. the member of a couple or duo who upon seeing an extensive beer list turns to the other and asks 'what do I like?'

N2. The lower ranking member of a couple or duo on the ‘Beer Pecking Order’

tr.v. Beer Bottomed, Beer Bottoming,
1. To find oneself relegated to the submissive role in selecting a beer
2. To allow another (the ‘Beer Top’ ) to select one’s beer

N1 “Tom and I went to Churchkey and I had no idea which Single-Malt Wood-aged Stone-Brewed Gruit I would enjoy so like a good Beer Bottom I asked him to pick for me”

N2 “Tom knows a lot about his Gruits but when he is out with Harry-the-Gruit-Brewer he is the Beer Bottom”

tr.v. 1. “John was trying to impress his girlfriend with his selection of Fresh Hopped DIPAs but when the Ciccerone showed up he got beer bottomed.

tr.v. 2. “I lost my reading glasses and can’t see the menu so I’m beer bottoming tonight and you need to pick for me.”

by W-D-C July 7, 2011

Beeratorium

At a party, the beeratorium is the place where you want to be. Usually centered around a keg if available. The beeratorium is where the life of the party is at and everyone generally goes to get frisky and super trashed.

"Kevin! You're needed at the BEERATORIUM!"

by Sassy Steve July 25, 2011

three beer pirate

A person who drinks one, spills one, and gives one away, but still gets much drunker than anyone else at the party.

Shane was the total three beer pirate last night. He gave me beer #2 and spilled #3 on my Dark Side of the Moon record so I was forced to kick his ass.

by Holden McKock July 22, 2006

beer

The best way to get sex...

OOOH! so you didnt want that? ...well have a beer "5 min later" wow where did your pants go?

by MOG1 April 19, 2005

dad beer

light, generic, cheap beer that middle-aged men (dads) buy. refered to as "dad beer" when consumed by 20-something kids who still live with their parents, who are either too poor to buy the good stuff, or (in most cases) they just ran out of it and want to keep the party going.

"hey, we're all out of jagermeister, but I've got some dad beer in the fridge if you want some."

by ANB March 2, 2008

Hold My Beer

A phrase that signals an imminent episode of drunken stupidity ending with injury whenever it is said.

I bet you can't jump down from here and land on your feet.
You're on. Hold my beer.
WAIT NO-

*Jumps*

by sebacostamr December 27, 2018

1 beer 15 minutes

The act of consuming only one beer within fifteen minutes. This is the alcoholics supreme challenge. In theory, it is not possible for an alcoholic to drink only 1 beer at the bar within 15 minutes. The drink will last either 5 minutes, or will turn into three to four drinks within that 15 minutes, or they will give up and stay at the bar for extended hours.

The theorum has been tested generally during the hours of 2pm-3pm during work hours, or immediately following office hours, generally 5pm. The 2pm-3pm attempts are normally coordinated through instant messenger or email, and involve serious planning on leaving the office in increments to not appear suspicious.

note: 98% of the time, all participants of the Pittsburgh area fail.

<through instant messenger>

sparky: "the vpn is down again man. the goat must have chewed through the phone line"

Duds: "Bob's Place. 1 beer 15 minutes"

Sparky: "i'll gather the crew."

20 min later...

Crew member: "i wonder if they know we're gone??"

60 minutes later...

crew is still at the bar, with no intention on returning until 9pm, only to go people bowling in the kitchen with water bottles, while smoking cigarettes, and someone decides its a good idea to shread a roll of toilet paper all over the men's room

by milkacow June 26, 2008