Bagel

It is a sadder version of a Donut. Usually plain but you can put frosting on it which means you basically made a Donut.

"I would like a bagel."
"No you would not like a bagel"

by Sparkythedef July 30, 2018

baelei

Baelei is the most beautiful women you'd ever meet, she's kind generous loves her sad music, loves her piercing and has the greatest smile ever. When Baelei walks into a room she'll be shy but she would be loved by everyone she makes everyone's day light up.

Hi, my name is Baelei.

by Goosebaby101 September 28, 2018

bagel rupture

when you get anal blasted so hard your bagel (rectum) rips open

fuck I have a bagel rupture from last night

by SCUBA SKITTLEMAN October 8, 2018

Bagel with nutella

A donut

Bagel with nutella are donuts

by Edsva October 20, 2018

Baelining

The act of obsessing about someone for a short duration of time mostly out of wanting to hook up.

C'mon man you been baelining on that bust down skank since she tuned you up last week.

by Kaps42 November 19, 2018

Bagel Pick-Me-Up

When you out a bagel around your dick and the bagel picks up the sperm that is excerpted out of your urethra.

Mom: What is this Johnny
Johnny: That’s my Bagel Pick-Me-Up, it happens when I can’t keep my pants up

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

Bagelscrat

That moment when your step-sis walks into ur room butt naked while sucking on her own toes and you feel the urge to stick a single strand of hair up your fucking urethra(DickHole).

Step-Sis: WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEP BROOOO
Me: Were bagelscratting
Step-Sis: Slurp Sounds*
Me: GIVE ME SOME HAIR BABAYYYY
Step-Sis: Rips hair off head*
Me: OH YEAHH. STICK THAT SHIT IN MY DICK HOLE BITCH
Step-Sis: Ok
Me:OOOH FUCK YEAHHHH

by Barnsnoogle January 18, 2019