bastard

Someone who was born without married parents.

You're a bastard.

by Homosapien July 21, 2003

basharat

1.One who bashes rats,
2.The process of bashing a rat.

Go basharat somewhere.
I am a basharat.

by C4isBad September 9, 2004

stupid bastard

Current president of the united states,
GEORGE BUSH

Oh please..... just watch him....

by Alex Kryl December 22, 2003

Janky Bastard

Someone who is very uncool and generally lies cheats and steals.

Dave is such a janky bastard, he tried to steal my freaking girl from me

by luke chatelain & dave shchlossman January 12, 2004

bakar

an meaningless and pointless argument or gossip, by some funny guy.

he's just a bakar without any sense at all.

by PaaWan June 10, 2016

twos on a bastard

Twos on a bastard is when a men has a one night stand with a women, but if she has his kiddy he ain't sticking around, therefore making the kid a bastard. Also: you can never goes threes on a bastard caus its just unfair on the kiddy.

Michael went twos on a bastard last night with that slag on argos corner

by iamthelazerviking December 26, 2006

bastard

Highly versatile comparative noun. You can be absolutely *anything* as a bastard: as rich as a bastard, as poor as a bastard, as clever as a bastard, as thick as a bastard. It is even possible to be as legitimate as a bastard.

1. "Jeez, what did I drink last night? I was as drunk as a bastard!"

2. "No, officer, I have not been drinking. I'm as sober as a bastard."

by mike2sheds March 25, 2007