granny basher

Someone who likes to engage in sexual intercourse with women over 70

Ted:Your dad's a granny basher
Jon: No he's not just cos his GF is over 85 :@

by Cabal January 9, 2006

3rd base

oral sex, usally closely followed by intercourse

i got to 3rd base with your girl last night

by unknown April 3, 2004

42nd base

marinate your grandma with ranch dressing while a horse is raping a goat in the ass. The goat must be ramming its horns up your anus and you are licking the dressing off of your grandma while she is jamming a black dildo down her throut.

-Dude I just got done having 42nd base!
-Awesome I've only made it to 41st.
-Loser!

by C-BABY21 March 28, 2009

base

good, awesome, etc.

kid - "Damn! Did you see that kid do a 1080 on a skateboard?"
kid 2 - "YEAH! That was fucking base!"

by eml97 June 12, 2011

slang base

to sell cocaine. on the streets for money

try and find someone who will slang base for us

by cars_money_hos March 12, 2008

uber baseball cap

An oversized baseball cap with a ridiculously huge rim.
Also tends to cover the eyes and ears of anyone who wears one.
Mostly worn by blacks or latinos in urban communities (male or female).

Anyone wearing an uber baseball cap looks like a complete idiot.

by Twentyfour December 29, 2005

Touch Base

While in the act of oral sex the female or males lips will touch the base of your penis.

or Deep throating

Kate: "I will have to touch base with you sometime next week"
Dave: "that would be fabulous

by FR[TwFame] May 9, 2008