badger

A short, stocky, middle-aged white man, who is balding, and has graying hair and a moustache. If you tour the rural midwest, you will find tons of them. Their primary habits are hunting, drinking beer, driving pickup trucks, napping, and telling old football stories.

My dad is a badger, so i'm thinking of getting him a moustache trimmer and a case of bud light for his fiftieth birthday.

by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011

Dick Bagel

1. Having ones penis inserted into a bagel.

2. An insult directed at a bagel.

1: -Roomate walks in-
Roomate: Awww dude what the fuck?
Dickbagel: Oh, uh, sorry bro
Roomate: Aww man, pick that dick bagel up bro

2. Man, this bagel tastes like ass, what a dick bagel.

by XxxBroxxX January 22, 2010

strike force porno badger

one of the greatest airsoft teams ever

may they live forever

by angelus August 14, 2003

bagel

Long ago, when the doughnut was invented, the entirety of planet Earth rejoiced at the delicious iced pastry, until one day, somebody pointed out that it contained the word "ugh", which is commonly associated with horror and dismay. This eventually led to "doughnut" being shortened to "donut", all for the better. A bagel is a lesser donut. It effectively puts the "ugh" back in "doughnut" and should be avoided at all costs if a donut is available.

*Todd is about to put a bagel in his mouth when Sean cuts him off.*

Sean: Dude, we have donuts.

Todd: Thanks, Man. I owe you one.

*Todd eighty-sixes the bagel and grabs a donut.*

by Gulstab August 8, 2009

badgerbadgerbadger.com

An EVIL twisted hipnotic well concooted scheme to dominate the world, created by someone on a LSD trip.

(after watching it for 4 hours)
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THEY ARE COMING THEY ARE COMING!"

by Zamite March 22, 2005

everything bagel

1. A bagel with everything on it
2. Name given to someone you really think is being silly

Ted: I gave the cat to much oatmeal, and he choked to death.
Mike: Oh, you're an everything bagel

by Wesker! January 4, 2008

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

An amazing feminist who will be missed by many (A fact that shouldn’t be dissented).
Rest In Peace RBG

Ruth Bader Ginsburg was a one of a kind person who was amazing

by MemeFace October 10, 2020