aspu

God, A superior being. Also known as GODASPU, this guy can turn the flow of the waters and also move mountains.

That guy is a aspu

by That guy overthere January 30, 2017

aspan

When you purposely fall on the floor to draw a foul or atension to yourself.

Dang that girl really pulled an aspanduring the basketball game.

by Sure3030 February 3, 2017

aspen taylor

Sexy ass bitch

Aspen Taylor is a sexy ass bitch

by Kaylee123savage April 27, 2017

asparapiss

The unmistakable, diabolical stench arising from one's urine after eating a healthy portion of asparagus.

Known to be so potent it can a grown man cry.

"Oh god, what's that stench coming from the bathroom?"

"Sorry man, that's my asparapiss. Had some asparagus for lunch."

"My eyebrows are singeing!"

by YoNiggaGerald June 23, 2017

aspa

Portuguese (O'porto region) slang for faggot, more offensive than "maricas" but not as much as "traydeh". Mostly used by college students after 2015 in an academic context.

"Aquele gajo? Ele é um aspa de merda" (That guy? He's a fucking aspa).

by àguas June 30, 2017

Aspidistras

Somebody who truly doesn't understand the intrinsic subcultural undertones of aspidistras

Man 1: wow that Hash is really aspidistras
Man 2: yeah, definitely giving off a strong vibe

by Plemeno August 31, 2017

Asphalt paving

The act performed by a whore when she shits on your chest and paves your torso in feces by sliding her butt across.

Asphalt Paving
Customer: Ugh.. That was a nasty asphalt you paved on me.

by Tattimus November 12, 2017