Skip to main content

agezoned 

like being friendzoned, but only because of age. usually done by an older female on a younger male.
Krystal: Hey Kristina would you go out with Rafael?
Kristina: Haha no way. He's attractive but too young for me.
Krystal: You're 23 and he's 20. Give him a chance!
Kristina: I'm not changing my mind.
Krystal: Damn, agezoned!!
agezoned by KayvonH January 3, 2014
Related Words

Agent Aids 

The name given to somebody that knows they have AIDS and still proceeds to go to pound town
"That Agent Aids is such a psycho"
Agent Aids by Bambi Cock June 12, 2019

Agent Skully

The term you say to your friends after getting some good head
Guys I just got some good Agent Skully
Agent Skully by Agent skully August 11, 2019

Agenderfluid 

Agenderfluid is a subcategory of both Agender and genderfluid. People who are agenderfluid are genderfluid but most of the time identify as agender. They still have days where they identify as male, female, nonbinary, ect. They may present differently even on days they identify as agender.
"Hey, are you genderfluid?"

"No, I actually identify as agenderfluid!"
Someone who saved great zapfish and popstar Callie
Agent 4 by Evilsquid_ April 14, 2022

Welfare Agent 

A Real Estate Agent that is always calling vendors (mortgage companies, title companies, inspectors, alarm companies etc) asking them for money to pay for their customer appreciation events, marketing events, drinks, lunch, etc.

Often these agents use words like hustle, leverage, disruption, and constantly quote various trendy motivational speakers.
Agent: hey throwing a customer appreciation event, can you contribute to it with $250?
Vendor: no you never send me business and you only call to get money from me, you are a welfare agent.
Welfare Agent by AgentSecrets January 6, 2020