*group enters hot tub*
Friend 1: "Look at this clown! He put his boxers on backwards!"
Friend 2: "Would'ya look at that! I've got an ass flap!"
Friend 1: "Look at this clown! He put his boxers on backwards!"
Friend 2: "Would'ya look at that! I've got an ass flap!"
by OTJdog March 26, 2017
Get the Ass Flapmug. (n.) A grossly or overly hairy ass; an ass that is completely covered with hair, thus covering any skin and only showing the thick mat of hair grown on top; a hairy ass which causes excess sweating
1. John: Dude, is your ass hairy?
George: Are you kidding me? I have an ass sweater!
2. Paul: It's fucking hot out!
George: Yeah, and it doesn't help that I'm wearing an ass sweater!
George: Are you kidding me? I have an ass sweater!
2. Paul: It's fucking hot out!
George: Yeah, and it doesn't help that I'm wearing an ass sweater!
by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010
Get the Ass Sweatermug. Someone who gossips incessantly. Usually a person with no life of their own, who enjoys wreaking social havoc amongst others. So completely untrustworthy, they cannot be trusted with even the most trivial of information. Often observed carrying a cell phone, and can text message at warp speed. In short, the male version of a gossip queen.
by GJW1983 November 18, 2009
Get the Largemouth Assmug. Ass sweat that forms in the crack and trickles down to the taint. Has a distinct assy/vinegary funk.
Rachel said she just could rim me last night. Said the ass broth was more than she could handle. Guess I should have showered first.
by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017
Get the Ass Brothmug. by Frostid Flaeks February 16, 2015
Get the data assmug. A stated opinion that isn't true. Rather, just pulled out of the ass. When an ass fact is stated, one has the right to call "ass fact" on the person who delivers the untrue statement.
Mike said, "avocados are high in cholesterol" Bill called "ass fact" on Mike. Plants do not contain cholesterol.
by DutchRub February 20, 2010
Get the ass factmug. by Warmazz December 12, 2022
Get the Warm assmug.