Politics

What people on Urban Dictionary like to put on here instead of funny meanings for words

John: Hey have you checked out urban dictionary?
Joe: No, its gotten to political, too much politics for me :(
John: Yeah I noticed that, I wanna quit now :(
Joe: :(
John: :(

by Joesphzulu December 22, 2020

Political Perry

That one guy that will always bring politics and their views into absolutely everything that you are talking about.

Person 1: Hey what did you think of that new movie?
Person 2: It was pretty good to be honest

Person 3: They just made the protagonist black for publicity
Person 2: See this is why we don’t like you, you’re such a Political Perry

by CrocoWithAGlocko November 1, 2021

Political Consciousness

The extent to which an individual is aware of what is happening in the government and society, as well as what various politicians, organizations, businesses, and political parties’ agendas, beliefs, and actions are on numerous policy issues. This includes being aware of the activities of various social movements looking to reform society. It is important to remember being aware of the beliefs and activities of only one political party means an individual’s political consciousness is limited at best because in order to fully understand what is going on politically, you must have descent understanding of multiple political parties so you can see the issue from multiple angles, allowing you to see the situation more clearly without being manipulated too much by any one party. Usually, the more someone is aware of what is happening with multiple political parties, the stronger their political consciousness is.

Roderigo is aware of what is happening with the Democratic Party, the Republican Party, the Libertarian Party, and the Green Rainbow Party. Samantha is only aware of what the Republican Party is up to. Roderigo has a strong political consciousness, while Samantha has limited political consciousness.

by Vanguard 1998 November 11, 2021

Political Prostitute

A person who uses the political contributions of one person for the gains of his or her rivals.

She used the campaign contributions of Manny Villar and turned it against him, two weeks before the 2010 Presidential elections in Iloilo City, Philippines. She is a Political Prostitute.

by Comelec November 20, 2021

Political Prostitution

An act which originated in Iloilo City, Philippines upon which, in order to maintain political hegemony, canditates use political contributions of one candidate for the benefit of rival candidates.

Political Prostitution is commonplace in Iloilo City, Philippines where turncoatism and treachery is rife. This happened to candidate Manny Villar in 2010 in Iloilo City.

by Comelec November 20, 2021

Political Shoplifting

Political Shoplifting is when a government systems fails to recognize the financial distress of it's citizens and they have to shoplift food in order to survive.

I had to do some political shoplifting so I could eat this week as I got my power bill and my government fails to recognize the social security benefits they pay me don't cover all my bills.

by Awkward Life Subjects defined September 6, 2021

Politics

a fancy way of wasting your time

also something old men care a lot about

politics won't matter when the inevitable demise of the human race arrives

"Dude I've been getting really into politics lately"
"are you a fuckin' fossil"

by gman gaming October 16, 2021