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To Heath yourself

It’s like a queef but from a Heath.... and feom the back bottom not the front.

Your caught out front queefing but a little poo comes out. Instead of going home when requested by your boss you stand firm and work in shit covered shorts.
Sorry I’m late today boss.... traffic was bad and you too would have no option but To Heath Yourself
To Heath yourself by Pbetts July 12, 2019

December 16 Love yourself day 

you need some self-love to boast you up. Go shopping by yourself or do what makes you happy. Tbh you should love yourself everyday. Give yourself some compliments right now. Just a reminder: don’t harm yourself, you’re beautiful and perfect. Keep doing what makes you you and makes you happy, ily with all my heart.
Girl: Its December 16th, it’s “Love yourself day”

-goes to mirror-

Girl: “You’re stunning, beautiful, confident, hot, worthy, funny, and amazing.”
December 16 Love yourself day

Off yourself 

off yourself a way of telling someone you dont agree with their opinion in a semi respectful way
person 1 : hey do you like pineapple on pizza
person 2 : no thats weird off yourself

gyne yourself 

means to sort ones self out or to calm ones self down
gyne yourself wee man (original context and origon)also helps if said in an irish/scottish accent e.g. 'for fuck sake lad GYNE YOURSELF!!!'

Kill yourself, NOW 

the person saying this is self conscious about their tiny pecker.
*guy says something dumb* "Kill yourself, NOW" in response

Shitting on yourself to make yourself smell better 

Trying to plead your case in a situation of guilt when you are actually doing more damage than good. Digging yourself deeper.
Mr. Brown went to represent himself at his trial. A spectator saw him and just said to him that he was "Shitting on yourself to make yourself smell better."