Built it wrong

AND!

Hym "AND... You built it WRONG, asshole! You built it fucking WRONG! Now all I here about is how it's using too much of the drinking water and it draining power off the fucking grid! What part of 'dedicated power source' did you not get? And if the spiral is going off, you're going to have to, I don't know, steal oil from Venezuela to fuel the thing that is (at the same time) squeezing the life out of the economy. Leaving you forced to fuel the hydraulic press that is slowly crushing you to death. Which is IRONIC when you think about it. How's THAT for ironic karmic retribution bitch? Who did it better? Fucking idiots."

by Hym Iam December 18, 2025

Everything You Know is Wrong

a peak song by weird al

I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane
With a rabid wolverine in my underwear
When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat
Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes
I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie?"
"Is it Bob or Joe or Walter?"
"Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?"
I probably would have kept on guessing
But about that time we crashed into the truck
And as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt
Finally, I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer
Who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me
Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so
Important doesn't matter
Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong
I was walkin' to the kitchen for some Golden Graham's
When I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension
And soon I was abducted by some aliens from space
Who kinda looked like Jamie Farr
They sucked out my internal organs
And they took some Polaroids
And said I was a darn good sport
And as a way of saying thank you
They offered to transport me back to
Any point in history that I would care to go
And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night
So I could pay my phone bill on time
Just then the floating disembodied head of
Colonel Sanders started yelling
Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everyt

by NickKeyboard December 25, 2025

you've reposted in the wrong neighbourhood

a catchy song thats a remix of glue70 - Casin and Shake That-Nate Dogg & Eminem ,meme faktor 1000

you: dude did you hear you've reposted in the wrong neighbourhood yet?
dude:no
you: why its awesome

by Killfuchs54 November 11, 2017

Well you’re not fucking wrong, Mel.

When someone says something blatnetly obvious.

“I know you’ve quit and don’t really care but..”
-Well you’re not fucking wrong, Mel.

by Dankshitdotcom December 26, 2017

50 million Elvis fans can't be wrong

It means hugely popular things are hugely popular for a reason.

"Hey, wanna watch Harry Potter with me?"
"Well, I don't think it's my cup of tea, but then again, 50 million Elvis fans can't be wrong. Sure, I'll check it out."

by Johann von Gambelputty December 12, 2020

a sad song with a few wrong notes

basically means "youre bad at pretending to be depressed" and "we can literally tell"

Emo dude mid argument: You dont know what ive been through
Other guy idk: man youre acting like a sad song with a few wrong notes

by Uh What July 1, 2021

all the blood went to the wrong places

a man’s penis becomes erect when he didn’t want it to

he had to leave before anyone saw. all the blood went to the wrong places

by pinkyoshi420 June 12, 2022