by Sebastian "Puchi" July 30, 2008
Get the work mug.Doing some bull crap while on the job, that doesn't really qualify as actual work. Something to do to look busy when a boss comes around, but not exerting any energy or really doing anything that is productive.
Nick, "Shit man, we got a code 'I'!"
Vance, "Yo, I'm a tenth degree black belt in Work aikido. Watch me arrange the shit out of those batteries!"
Vance "faces" batteries, bringing them to the forward.
Working at Walgreens reading a magazine at the front cash register. Boss man comes up, and you "top" the cigarettes. That means you push them down so they are all as packed tight towards the bottom rack as possible. "Way to go Vance, really keeping that cig display good looking. Gold star material!"
Vance, "Yo, I'm a tenth degree black belt in Work aikido. Watch me arrange the shit out of those batteries!"
Vance "faces" batteries, bringing them to the forward.
Working at Walgreens reading a magazine at the front cash register. Boss man comes up, and you "top" the cigarettes. That means you push them down so they are all as packed tight towards the bottom rack as possible. "Way to go Vance, really keeping that cig display good looking. Gold star material!"
by VMoneyHos (V$) May 18, 2008
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wərk-fək
Verb: To deliberately destroy someone and their morale by means of subjecting them to menial tasks until they're but a ghost in a shell devoid of any higher level thinking for fear of further administrative punishment.
Verb: To deliberately destroy someone and their morale by means of subjecting them to menial tasks until they're but a ghost in a shell devoid of any higher level thinking for fear of further administrative punishment.
Worker: My Boss work-fucked and now I'm stuck in the office all weekend.
Boss: I will work-fuck you until your Soul Evaporates! (cracked.com)
Boss: I will work-fuck you until your Soul Evaporates! (cracked.com)
by DarkoBrutal October 12, 2011
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Get the course work mug.this is a term used to describe acomplishement in a certain task. mainly achieving something such as kicking ass in a particular event or outing. Or bringing a member of the opposite sex back to your place and gettin the job done.
"i saw emily leavin' your place lastnight...what was all that about?"
"i did work son.."
"yo...that game of beer pong.."
"i know. we did work"
"i did work son.."
"yo...that game of beer pong.."
"i know. we did work"
by project_supra March 1, 2007
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Get the Real piece of work mug.A male co-worker who gets all sorts of baked goods, free coffees and a lot of sexual harassment leeway and still complains about having a work-ball-and-chain and no fringe benefits
Emily's work husband, Matt, is always complaining that she asks for expensive things but manages to forget all the nice things she does for him on a daily basis
by elemmy16 September 3, 2010
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