Wenzel

a guy, who is probably from Austria, and drinks lots of beer. If u ever encounter a Wenzel run for ur life, because this man is insane

Yo, look over there! Thats Wenzel, the guy we met in Nice.

by the.guy.04 November 21, 2021

wezel

Wezel Is the most amazing boy ever. He is sweet, kind, hot, amazing, and he has the cutest laugh known to man kind. He also smells amazing. You can't help but follow him anywhere he walks once you smell his amazingness. He is known for dat booty....he's athletic, tan, and has the perfect smile. (: you can't help but love him! Once you get him, don't ever take him for granted because he is the most amazing person you will ever meet. (:
Loro is Loro

Guy: My best friend is Wezel.

by yourmumisbeautiful November 21, 2021

Weasel

An insult for a person that can also be used as an endearing term for a close friend.

“God that man is such a weasel.”
“Aww you’re my little weasel.”

by Beatmy December 3, 2021

Weasel

A weasel is a person, usually male, who treats girls poorly. Characterised by sleazy behaviour and an extreme focus on his sexual aims.

"Edward's girl is so nice isn't she"
"Yeh shes too good for him, he's a bit of a weasel really"

by Patella53 March 12, 2022

Weasel Dick

When someone convinces you that you are getting a deal and then you end up overpaying.

The cable company said they wanted to give me free movies for a month and weasel dicked me into signing a 3 year contract.

by Randy Acid March 22, 2022

Wetzel

A thick and relieving poop that resembles an unbraided soft pretzel.

My poop was so full and long and curvy, I thought I needed to call Auntie Anne, but it was just an unbraided soft pretzel, a Wetzel (Salt optional).

by anonymous April 24, 2022

weasel

a weasel is the most respectful, out-going, charming and overall best person you will ever meet. if you manage to befriend a weasel, they will be loyal to you for as long as your friendship lasts. a group of weasels is called a lads.

edson: i lost my wallet the other day, but jacob found it for me!
lawrence: that's so nice of him, he's such a weasel.

by ZapPliskin July 27, 2022