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Weasel

A slim, yet very long penis with an average size of about 8 inches. It must make huge loads and sometimes make red ones.
"Bro Devon has a big ol' weasel"
by CaRtErrrr December 23, 2020
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Buffing Someones Weasel

This sentence refers to wanting to penetrate (buffing) someone's Weasel (a persons anus or vagina), usually used in very intimate moments.
I'd love to buff that Weasel, sir!

That guy was Buffing Someones Weasel yesterday morning, then he took his fish for a feet walk.
by Walt.Jr December 8, 2024
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Shight Weasel

A Shight Weasel is one who is unemployed, Weighs 400 pounds, Lives with their mother, Stays up until 5AM and sleeps until 1-3 PM. A shight Weasel is someone who typically engages in this pattern of eat, play games, sleep, and repeat. The most common shight weasel is named Tyler. Approximately 80% of all shight weasels fit the same profile and description of tyler. This word was invented after a massive boy in Texas named tyler.
"Tyler is such a shight weasel."

"man that guy is nothing but a shight weasel."
by TheProphecyMelon December 23, 2023
mugGet the Shight Weaselmug.

dancing with the weasel

my girlfriend is totally going to be dancing with the weasel tonight
by phersephone.aphrodite March 31, 2012
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Cheese Weasel

A derogatory term for a Lebanese Bears fan who’s whole personality is the Chicago Bears.
Person 1: your a cheese weasel
person 2: I can tell the deans on you!! you suck at life!
by luke214169420 September 21, 2025
mugGet the Cheese Weaselmug.

Scrotum weasel

A weasel that hides in the scrotum of a man
Women the heck is on yo sac

Man weasel

Second women scrotum weasel?
by Two ton scrotum July 25, 2011
mugGet the Scrotum weaselmug.

Weasel Dick

When someone convinces you that you are getting a deal and then you end up overpaying.
The cable company said they wanted to give me free movies for a month and weasel dicked me into signing a 3 year contract.
by Randy Acid March 22, 2022
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